From the February 2009 Idaho Observer:


Dear federal government: Drop dead

"That whenever any form of government becomes destructive of [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness], it is the right of the people to alter or abolish itÖ"

~Declaration of Independence of the American Colonies (1776)

February 14, 2009

Excuse us. Some may consider such bluntness to be indecorous, but why beat around the bush? In any case, weíve been around this bush (Bush?) too many times to count already. Itís time to let you know what we really think of you, what we say behind your back, what we whisper to each other when you leave the room.

We hate you. We want you to drop dead. Or, anyway, to go away and never come back. You are not welcome anymore. We have tolerated youóand we emphasize "tolerated"ófor a long time, long after whatever romance there may have been was gone. We can pretend no more. You are disgraceful, boorish, nauseating, corrupt, shameful, arrogant, dishonest, self-serving, parasitic, disgusting, hypocritical and rotten to the core. You have not even one redeeming quality. There is nothing you offer that we want any longer. Weíre not even sure what it is we ever saw in you to begin with.

We suppose you can be forgiven if this letter comes as a shock. "Why," you say, "what do you mean? I still command great respect and inspire widespread adulation. And I still care about you. Isnít it obvious?"

Itís true that, in public, we often nod our heads and agree with you, even defer or appear to defer to you. But we assure you that this happens not out of respect; rather, it arises merely from the fact that you have a lot of guns and a bad temper. Inside, we are seething and resentful. Inside, we imagine your demise in the most vivid and gratifying of ways. We may fear your irrational and violent behavior, but we manifestly do not respect or agree with you. We donít love you. We donít even like you (See the part about hate, above).

At any rate, our revulsion toward you has finally come to outweigh any fear we have of you. We refuse to keep our real feelings in for even one more second. We want you gone from our lives. And we mean completely. Vamoose. Go. Die.

Please understand we arenít here to argue. No special new subsidy, tax break, or privileged "loophole" is going to sway our opinion or make us change our minds about this. Weíve been there, done that, for too many decades to count now. Likewise, your threats are starting to make us yawn and even laugh. You see, we know all your tricks now. We can see through your lies because weíve heard them all so many times before. We are fully aware of your true nature, and we see that that nature is radioactive evil, wrapped in a tattered blanket of ignorance, foolishness, and stupidity.

Look, we know itís only a matter of time anyway. Your dimwittedness, greed, fraudulence and moral bankruptcy are finally starting to catch up to you. Even your former employees admit as much. Do you remember Paul Craig Roberts, one of your past Treasury officials? Today he says of your latest economy-wrecking and warmongering efforts [see page 14]:

"The world has never seen such total mindlessness. Napoleonís and Hitlerís marches into Russia were rational acts compared to the mindless idiocy of the United States government."

Mindless idiocy: We could not have said it better ourselves. Wait, yes, we could have, because we would have also mentioned your meanness and malevolence.

Our state governments are starting to feel the same way about you that we do. Many are openly refusing to obey your so-called "REAL ID" attempt at creating a national "your papers, please" regime of Hitlerian proportions. Some are even starting to make noises about the Tenth Amendment, which reiterates that you arenít allowed to just do anything you feel like doing. (We are not big fans of our state governments either, but at least they donít start wars, counterfeit our money, and prop up tyrannies across the globe.)

You see? Look in the mirror for once. The emperor not only hasnít got any clothes, heís a quadruple amputee demanding that everyone admire his muscular physique. We donít know whether to laugh at or feel pity for such a pathetic creature.

In conclusion and just so weíre clear: Weíre done. Pack up and get out. Better yet, donít packóall that stuff belongs to us in the first place. Just get out. And when you finally, mercifully, do kick the bucket, please make sure it is in some place far away from us, where we wonít have to smell the stench of your hideous, rotting corpse.

Signed,

Every Decent man, woman and child in America and the Rest of the World

Note: The letter above was reportedly found left behind at a local drinking establishment; the authorsí identity is unknown and is being passed along without comment.